Corporate Clown
ClownHR · Annual Performance Review
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Which of these have you actually heard at work? Every line you admit to adds a layer of clown. It is a short, sarcastic game about the things bosses and HR really say, from "we're like a family here" to "let's circle back".
How to play: there are three quick stages. First you pick up to three lines you have heard at work from a grid, then you swipe through a few meeting lines, then you finish the sentence by choosing the missing word. Each stage can add at most two layers of clown, so six layers makes you a full clown. A round takes about a minute, and every play draws different lines.